sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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communistbakery:

$208

communistbakery:

$208

(Source: wwiao, via theoxymor)


atlanticcoastprep:

Scott disick is my favorite kardashian

atlanticcoastprep:

Scott disick is my favorite kardashian

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reheals:

in this generation, you can’t tell if someone is 13 or 18

(via theoxymor)


joeyjoe69:

what parents probably think school is like

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(Source: i-am-evolution, via theoxymor)


me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
me today: i do. i need sleep.
me tonight: lol who needs sleep

radical-beta:

when someone you don’t like loves the same song as you

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(via theoxymor)


sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

(Source: 4gifs, via dutchster)


sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

(via makeinggrapejuice)



peep-toe-shoes:

jointhecarrotarmy:

silence-insolace:

solluxforpresident:

karkatforpresident:

Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.

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someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face

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someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck

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someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution image

No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.

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(Source: sassysamwinchester, via scissor)


hiatus-is-killing-me:

jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend:

a tEENAGER???… withPOLITCIAL OPINIONS?? no… politics for adults. this not affect you. go sit at kids table

(5 min later) this new generation of teenagers doesn’t care about anything besides parties and the internet

(Source: controlledweirdness, via chaoswalks)


zumainthyfuture:

A car that should be mine so I can walk outta that bitch like

zumainthyfuture:

A car that should be mine so I can walk outta that bitch like

(via noluvallowed)


zackisontumblr:

I love iOS 8 (:

zackisontumblr:

I love iOS 8 (:

(Source: zackisontumblr, via dutchster)